"hey since you’re up can u-"
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest