acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

Real back to school essentials

highly-functioningfangirl:

• Headphones
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer

vinebox:

The best one.

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

me sexting: credit card number for tits

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping